What Would Yoda Do? The Jedi Guide to Negotiating Your Fee!

Work, for what is offered…

And working much, you will be…

But eating little…

Know not you’re value young padawan…

Value you little, production will.

Think you, someone else will take this job if you do not…

Then always that someone, you will be

And always shafted

Precious, time is…

And one and a half times as precious

After 7pm

Much, one can do alone through the force…

Powerful, I am with the force…

Pianos, I carry not…

2ft 6, I am

More crew you need!

Long are the days of this planet…

Few are the hours a young one sleeps…

203 I am…

BOOK A HOTEL…

Drive home, I will not!

Food for the force, learning is…

Learn much I do, from the work I do here…

Break for lunch when camera does, we will!

Droids, we are not, carbs we need also!

Have I not rent…

Sleep not I, care you little

Have I not food…

Eat not, care you less

Have you not budget enough…

Care should I?

A thing of beauty the Light saber is…

Compelling is its form…

Neither gift does Ewok’s droppings posess…

A light saber, this script is not…

A slave to power is the Sith…

Bound by his oath to the dark side he is…

Bound also am I, to Barclays bank…

CLEAR, this invoice you must!

Follow the dark side of the force…

Production does

By Michael Mulligan

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